Funnies

This is some of the better stuff we have collected from e-mail and friends.  Hopefully you haven't read, seen or heard all of them.  Hope you get a laugh... can't get too serious.

For Someone "special"   The perfect woman's number plate
Worst Drivers Awards  You will believe
Tongue Bitters  Things you would love to say out loud at work
European English  the official language of the European Union
Corporate Lessons  before it's too late
Alcohol is good for you  As if we needed any encouragement
Trafalgar - a modern tale  for the anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar
Town Planning  with built in stupidity
Super Heroes  Kids get all the fun
Baaarrrrrf Time  What else are team mates for
Bike Security  Maybe a heavier chain would help
The Ultimate Puzzle  Hours of fun for all the family
Zen Guide  The mysteries of life revealed
Guess what dad?  Worst things could happen
Not on CNN Things you won't see on CNN (Powerpoint file 1.2 Mb.)
Feeling Old? This WILL happen to YOU
Easter Bunny Ouch!
New Words 2005 Additions to the English language
The BBQ  a fresh perspective
Smart Bovine  smarter than your average moo
Meteorology  a simplified approach to weather reporting
Only in... couldn't happen anywhere else?
Hazardous material the most diabolical biological material known to man
Aussie Bravado don't try this at home!
FIAT test flight proving again FIAT's lack of aerodynamics
The Airplane an in-flight conversation
Colonoscopies just a little bit further...
Double Bunking ain't marriage grand
Her Side Her side of the story and then his
Self confidence or Darwin's theory at work again
Wheel chock How not to stop your monster truck from rolling away
Camel drivers should stick to what they know. (760Kb movie)
Road Signs a testament to literacy
Girls Night Out smarter than men....NEVER
Boating Madness The name on the hull says it all
Oh Dear You were warned - PLEASE DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS
Stressed? Not much!
Dear Daughter.. A mothers advice to a daughter
The Buffalo Theory Makes sense to us
George's Book Club Once upon a time, in an Arab land far, far away...
Arab Car Park Car park spaces must be at a premium
Bombs Away Biological weaponry, the old fashioned way
Horse Power Gimme more horse power
DOT Doctor This could be real and we would never know
Doctor Bob  It's good to have a conscience
Italians  as overheard on the bus
Nerd Season  Rules are rules
George  Trust us Mr President
3 Wise Women  A feminine Xmas story
What pole?  not shown on the plans
Worst job  and you thought you had it bad!
George & Condi  Abbott & Costello would be proud
Common Sense  Now only a memory, RIP.
Bedroom Golf  Official Rules as played in Victoria
The Rules  As written by men, for men.
Mouse  How not to Right-Click
Doctors Visit  The good new and the bad news.
Chook Horror  Parental "Hen" Guidance Recommended
Who to marry  As viewed by the other generation
Rumours  How easily they can start
Coke Abuse  Your fired !
Working  To dumb to fire
Not so subtle  Apologies not accepted
Are so  Is not
Course Rules  Golf course that is
The Chicken Joke  It depends on who you are
Darwin Award 2002  The one we have all been waiting for
Annual Stella Awards  And the winners were....
Sydney Driving  Absolute lies from a Melbourne reader
Husband Jokes  Don't take these home tonight
Punctuation Mark  Did he get the point?
Extreme Mouse  Not only smarter....
Paws Up  Like master, like dog
Meaning of sex  Infamous quotes 
Hi Tech Navy?  Fearsome new Naval tactics
The Tong Master   An Australian tradition but understood by men everywhere
Trophy Hunter? Another great moment in sport
Smile Yes, another great moment in sport
Goal Kick And yes, another great moment in sport
Darwin Awards Pruning the human gene pool
Cowsense Economics New economic definitions
Funny File Thought provoking questions
Ouch !! A hazard worth avoiding.
Hoppe Action The things you see on the field of play
Foot & Mouth  Bill Gates will be impressed
Just for Laughs Three quickies
Hands Free Mk2 Some people are so inventive. 
The Value of Undies A story of embarrassment 
Management A new corporate ladder to aspire to
Helping Out Politicians need a helping hand too !!
No Bears  Really, no bears here
Beware of Dog  Some people never learn
Cow Sense  A Cowsmic view of the world
Bomb Squad  Clean underwear ??
Men Jokes  Yep, men's jokes
Santa is Late  Santa Clause is not coming to town
Sports Quotes  or what commentators prefer to forget
Idiots Around Us  sure to make you feel better
Honest Beggar  he's got integrity if nothing else
Big Pipe  Who said size doesn't matter
Notable Notices  We spek english real goods
Showers  His and Her instructions
Coke?  Looks like......
Poor Jetta  DIY is so much cheaper
"Signs" of the Times The camera dose not lie!
Courthouse Comments Legal jargon for the stupid
Tribal Wisdom Public servant inventiveness
Melbourne Driving   Apologies in advance to any Melbourne-ites.
Hands Free   Oh those stylish French have done it again
Traffic School   Traffic school answers and why some people should be neutered
2000 Too Much Signs that you have already had too much of the 2000's
Parking Taxis   This was actually an entry in "Prang of the Month" 
but it was too funny just for that.
Island   ????? - funny
His and Her IMACs  Very Non-PC but we liked it
Black Dots   See if you can count the black dots
Happy Easter   The bunnies aint so happy 
1999 Darwin Awards More stupid and inane actions
What Bomb? Advice worth remembering 
Australian Centerfold Whats wrong with a bit of body hair??
Perfume Gotta get the man!
Killer Kangas Military simulation with a difference
Chimp Monkey with severe BO problem - 375Kb. MPG
Thirsty Monkey This MPG file is big - 940Kb. so be patient
Blindman at Urinal This is a cartoon picture
Chicken Gun The Yanks have done it again!
"Sex Free" Safe jokes for all to read
Q without A Questions with no good Answers
More Random Thoughts 
on the Human Condition
 Yep, plenty to laugh at on this subject
Accountant Jokes - 1 Wouldn't be complete without at least one
Beer & Booze Some notable quotes
Boys Night Out We don't guarantee this to work
1998 Darwin Awards II Some of the later contenders for the Darwin Awards
Computer Errors Some of the better (read stupid) error messages
General Thoughts
on the Human Condition
Just as it sounds, but funnier
Y2K Stupidity Yep, you guessed it.
Computer made cars What if Microsoft made cars?
Airlines     Some supposedly true statements made by airline flight crew
Not my job Exactly!
Darwin awards Great attempts at exterminating the human gene pool
Jargon of the 90's What's hip and happenning in the world of useless jargon and  acronyms
Funnies list 1     Just some jokes.

For those who take things a little TOO seriously, these are jokes OK. We didn't write them or necessarily agree with them. So, please don't try to sue us for liable or slander.

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